Make Your Kids Day Tell A Joke

Dated: 02/25/2015

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Bug and Insect Jokes


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Q. When is a baseball player like a spider?

A. When he catches a fly!
Submitted by: Sophia

Q: Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
A: Because it was a mothball.

A man had a pet centipede. He said, “centipede, go get the paper and make it snappy!”
A half an hour later the man went outside and said, “I thought I told you to get the paper a half an hour ago!”
“Well, I had to put on my shoes,” said the centipede.
Submitted by: Jess & Kim


Image titleQ: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?

A: Ants.
Submitted by: Allie

Q: What letter can hurt you if it gets too close?
A: B (bee)
Submitted by: Kayla

Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer?
A: He was afraid of the world wide web.
Submitted by: Tyler


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